Imposter (Jim Carrey's parody of Snow's "Informer")
Imposters!
They say you took something that belonged to them
And maaan, they're gonna kick your white a... !
Imposter
I'm just a middle class white kid from toronto
Inspite of how I sound
My single went platinum, I'm bigger than Marley, Jimmy, and Yellowman
But I'm not even mulatto
My reggae's watered down
Hear me on the radio, think I could not be blacker
But on my video, you see I'm really a cracker
Pretending I was a rasta since I was in jammies
I should paint my face and start belting out mammy
You can criticise me all the way to the bank
My single's number one and Shabba don't Rank
Time Warner kicked Ice-T off of the label for dissing the cops
They said it just ain't right
But when a Caucasian man records a capitan song
They don't have a problem
Must be an oversight
All the Jamaicans think I gave them a bum steer
But everything I know, I learned from an auctioneer
The bidding will start at seven for this here gauguin
Eight, do I hear eight, nine who'll give me ten
I got ten, ten gone once, going twice sold
I can spout jibberish, and it will go gold
I am what I am and that's all that I am
A skiddily dup bidup di bidup di boo
Day-o, Day-o, me say day, me say day, me say day....ay-o
I rap in your songs with the best of my ability
You need a black man to increase your credibility
When put on the spot, I side with the rasta
Cause the sean aint down with no imposter
Imposter
Like Vanille Ice the people are sick of me
They put my boom boom down
In four months,
My butt will be back in Canada working a day job
And with a Burger Crown
Would you - would you - would you like fries with that?
A hot apple pie with that?
Just drive around man
Blue class
Cool running
Aaaargh
Hey man
You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you man?!
I warn you man!
I shot the sheriff!
Exodus ho now
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